Amy.
Twenty-four.
Central New York.
These are things that I fancy.
it's only castles burning.

(Source: confessingmysins)

Apr 24th at 1AM / via: cravink / op: confessingmysins / reblog / 1,874 notes

“I’ve had friends that couldn’t be my lovers. I’ve had lovers who couldn’t be my friends. I can’t wait for the day I find the person that is both.”

(via fukevery1)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings)

(Source: saras-scrapbook)

Apr 24th at 12AM / via: strong-strange / op: saras-scrapbook / reblog / 1,088 notes

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

Apr 24th at 12AM / via: iamademonsodelivermefromthis / op: zenis / reblog / 348,487 notes
New sundress & phone upgrade made for a successful day off 👍

New sundress & phone upgrade made for a successful day off 👍

Apr 23rd at 8PM / reblog / 8 notes
  • Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: unicornturtles / op: dutchster / reblog / 120,012 notes
mapsontheweb:

Hate Groups per Million Residents in the US

Really, Montana?

mapsontheweb:

Hate Groups per Million Residents in the US

Really, Montana?

Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: mapsontheweb / op: mapsontheweb / reblog / 171 notes

(Source: euro-minions)

Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: mullerg60 / op: euro-minions / reblog / 93 notes

basedgosh:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

why is it that boys who can cook are usually p cute… double threat indeed..

image

Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: ottoo / op: ilovesmoothjazz1998 / reblog / 1,773 notes

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: hi-im-in-delaware / op: olivialaurel / reblog / 218,714 notes
  • Welcome to Japan
Welcome to Japan by The Strokes
Comedown Machine

ptrslbrmn:

Welcome to Japan // The Strokes

(Source: charismonic)

Apr 23rd at 11AM / via: julesforpresident / op: charismonic / reblog / 101 notes